The recently-appointed Assoc Prof is abroad! :D

Lecturer (in video, because he is abroad for a week which equals 2 sessions): OK, that's the end of my presentation. As normal, my presentation in front of camera is usually very bad, I think I am a lot better, probably 100% better in normal classes.
Me (in front of lapie): HUH? If you talk that fast until I have to repeat and rewind some slides multiple times and you have THIS much of self-notes.. (looking at my handwritings in lecture handout that fill the gaps in between lines and slides)
Lecturer: But of course this is a video, you can watch a lot of times and hopefully you can catch up.
Me: YES.... That's the usefulness of you videos, Sir!! *faints*